Grasper: The Friendly Butt-Pinching Ghost
Have you ever met a creepy guy or girl who gets a bit too touchy? Maybe they touch your arm, or your nose, or grasps your butt sometimes? And then says it was all a joke? Well imagine if that guy or girl died 300 years ago and then became a ghost. You get Grasper. They call it Grasper as a play on the name "Casper" which is the name of a ghost that never properly learned to play baseball.
There is a pub in Birmingham, England (why is it always England?) called "The Queen's Arms" that is home to this ghost. The ghost likes to pinch peoples' butts. It doesn't matter if you're male, female, fat, skinny, bald, hairy, old, young or an idiot - if you have a butt, this ghost will pinch it.
Why does this ghost pinch butts? Probably just because it is bored with the afterlife and just really likes asses.
The assistant manager at the pub thought she was having ass spasms at work, but then the other staff there told her that they had the same ass spasms. Some of the customers also said that they had ass spasms, too. So instead of concluding that the pub is located in an ass-spasm-electrical-field, they determined that it must be a ghost. Some of the customers at the pub like to have their butt pinched so they became regular customers there.
No one has ever said that this ghost actually hurt them, and one person said that as far as ghost attacks go this one is pretty tame. But also they have never been involved in any other ghost attacks so what the fuck would they know? It could just be a super stealthy butt pinching ninja.
If you want to have your butt punched by a ghost or ninja then this pub is probably the best place to go to.
An artist's depiction of Grasper