Weird Internet :: Links Sector

Sorry, but this website is weird enough without any stupid links going to other places.

Alright, I'll level with you. What I'm basically saying is that there's nothing here right now because, frankly, I just haven't put anything here yet.

Maybe one day I'll get around to it.

That's the end of the page, you don't need to scroll any further.

I said you can stop reading now, idiot.

Seriously please stop, you are just wasting your time.

And mine, because now I've had to add another line just to tell you to stop.

Hah, guess what? You can't scroll any further!

Or can you?

Oh wait, you can

OK, done. If you want to keep looking then go ahead but I promise you there are no further links here yet.

I'm not lying.

Wait, have you got one of those cool monitors that can fit loads of text on the screen or something?

Or did you actually scroll here?

I'd actually really like to know which one it is

Actually I decided I don't care!

Still no links here though. I did try to tell you but you wouldn't fucking listen!